Thursday, January 19, 2006

Bicuspids Up, Hos Down

Dentist indicted in bizarre sex ring

A well-liked Chicago family dentist let pimps rent out his Marina Towers condos so hookers could turn tricks there and stayed after hours at his downtown dental office to fix the teeth of
battered prostitutes for free, the feds charged Wednesday.

I love-love-love it. "Doc," as he was known to his felonious (and fur wide-brimmed hat-wearing) colleagues, also let the mack daddies and their girlz use a variety of his own luxury vehicles including a Mercedes or Lexus that one ho didn't return, for which her pimp promised to "cut all them legs off for you."

Legless prostitutes in the Marina Towers. So totally cool.

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