To win tickets for Friday's sold-out Crosstown Classic between the White Sox and the Cubs, fans of Jonathon Brandmeier's morning show on WLUP-FM (97.9) are being invited to participate in the Loop's "Crosstown Classic Ass Kissing Contest."
Starting at 8 a.m. Friday, Loop listeners who qualified earlier in the week will be summoned to plant a kiss on a live donkey at the corner of Clark and Addison outside of Wrigley Field. "The fan who keeps their lips on the donkey the longest wins tickets to the game," according to the contest rules.
What part of the ass?
I hope they play Bad Company's "Ready for Love" over and over during this event.