Today in WTF?
1. Abuse allegations should always be investigated, but I'm sorry, can you really imagine the Cute Beatle chugging some Chivas and telling his wife's chest, "Those are mine"?
2. Couldn't baby- (and media-) hungry Mama Madge have found a child that was entirely an orphan?
3. Gina Lollabrigida can finally marry? A man 34 years younger?
Who cares. You go, ragazza!