Thursday, June 21, 2007

It's Called Gratitude (And That's Right) - Vol. 1

Because I don't have to wear a uniform to work as a grown adult over the age of 25.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

And The World Will Turn To Flowing Pink Vapor Stew

I never knew all the lyrics to Fishbone's "Party at Ground Zero;" never needed to. Can I say it's the quintessential party song without sounding like a late Friday night Time-Life Music infomercial? Because it is.

If not that, then best, hottest, sweat-in-your-butt-crack stuff of concerts ever.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

I'm Special, So Special

I just glanced at the label of my bottle of Fiji water, which refers to the natural processes within an artesian aquifer that contribute to the water's "unique soft mouth feel."

I'm not kidding.