Me Now: How come u didn't go to the Purple Rain tour when you could have?
Me Then: I liked him, but I had to spend my money wisely--on L'Oreal eye shadow and Duran Duran import 12-inches.
Me Now: Gah---gackkk--ah. DUMMY!You liked Purple Rain...you liked it a LOT.
Me Then: Yeah, but I didn't buy it. Taped it off the radio...
Me Now: One lousy dime!!
Me Then: But none of my friends were going. I think. No, they weren't.
Me Now: You couldn't find a way to go?? I mean, you had to figure it out sometime. How else would you finally see U2 for the 45 (50?) dollars no one else was gonna pay to go with you?
Me Then: Yeah, but the concert was on a Saturday, and we had a speech tournament that day. We had to have. Or I had to work (and then go directly to Record Bar and buy another 12-inch).
Me Now: Just...just watch this:
Me Then: Goddamn.
Me Now: GODDAMN.