Must Play Loud: Put Dat in Ya Don't Know What I Said Book

I'm not here to add to the Jobsian postmortem orgy, but only a genius could invent a device, such as my iPod, with a function, Shuffle, that knows exactly when I am wondering, "What the hell am I doing here. What the hell am I. Doing here?" and then queue up some Public Enemy at the precise time I step off the elevator into the hallowed halls of academia-cum-corporate-spiderhole so that I can stroll down the corridor thinking I KICK DA FLYEST DOPE MANEUVER TECHNICALITY, and thereby make everything right here, right now, alright.