I don't really understand how the whole NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month) thing works yet, but I am not making the daily posts on their site, but rather here, on my own bleepin blog.
Anyway, I guess Diamond Dave had an understandably hard time finding something to rhyme with "jukebox." Because if the song went, "I got my back against the jukebox," he would've had to sing,
"My heart's all caught up in locks"
"I ain't wearing tube socks"
"I sprang outta Fort Knox"
"We're the world's biggest cocks"
"Meet Petey, my pet ox"
"You're a hot silver fox"
"Been working down on the docks"
"Just ate a bagel with lox"
Just doesn't have the same clean, plaintive tone, eh?