I decided to review what’s playing on retro pop radio. Because somebody had to.
“You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine,” Lou Rawls. 1976.
Spoiler alert in the title. Superlative crescendo (“But there's no ifs and buts or MAY-bes!”). You need to be sitting pensively, then gesture with a Scotch-on-the-rocks from your leather seat in bar with a smoke mirror walls and dim lighting while this plays. Tell it.